Spashley or Death!

29Sep07

So South of Nowhere recently aired its midseason finale to make way for Degrassi on The N’s schedule. Perhaps I’m in the minority — and granted I’ve never seen an episode of Degrassi — but do people really care about Degrassi? Go do a search for ‘Palex’ and then a search for ‘Spashley’ on YouTube and get back to me.

“Gay Pride” ended with the raciest scene we’ve had from cable’s hottest teen lesbian couple since the season three premiere. And maybe even ever.

I really like Mandy Musgrave’s line reading of “There she is.” I also love that the director chose to use a wide angle on Mandy when she says the line, “I know. I’m amazing,” because, yowza, Mandy does look amazing. And Gabrielle Christian looks fantastic in the shot of her right before she drops her trench coat.

The network and producers are keeping up the season’s trend of delivering on more intense lesbian affection with kisses that last longer than .25 seconds. Maybe we might even see a post-coital scene with the two of them actually in bed together when the show returns? I’m trying not to get my hopes up, lest The N bans us to the asexual land of hair brushing and hugs of season two. They had some really cute moments at the end of season two, and I don’t want to forsake that. But can’t they be cute and hot?

And kiss on screen?

My hopes for the latter part of season three, besides many girl-on-girl kisses:

  • Ashley needs to pull her head out of her butt and realize that there are other people in this world besides herself. I think Mandy is doing the best that she can with the material to make Ashley likable, but she is still coming off as completely self-absorbed and undeserving of a sweetie like Spencer. Oh, and can Ashley be a little less angsty and more funny? Because Mandy cracks me up when she acts all goofy.
  • Can Kyla be awesome again? Please?
  • Chelsea needs to find herself a non-“my illegitimate child fathered by my dead boyfriend is gestating in my womb” storyline stat, because Aasha Davis is super cute and talented.
  • No one cares about Aiden’s PTSD from ‘Nam. Seriously. Even though Matt Cohen is doing a good job.
  • Madison isn’t gone for good, right? SoN needs her spiciness. Maybe she can bring back Sean with her from her tour with JT. I miss him. Ooh! Then he and Chelsea could get together. Sweet!

Really, the whole season has felt a little aimless and flaccid, so if the writers could just not do that anymore that’d be great.

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